D: Mommy, I'm connecked.
Me: You're connected?
D: No, Mommy, look, I'm connecked. I don't have any clothes on.
At lunch with my dad for his birthday...
D: Mommy, why do you keep calling Papa Daddy?
And, then later...
D: Mommy, how old is Papa?
Me: I think he's 39. Why don't you ask him?
My Dad: I'm 67.
D: Wow, that's a lot of money!!!